i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
whose parrot is this?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
tell me about the eggs
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