he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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