Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Randomize