Pants 0. Shit 1.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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