Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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