awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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