Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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