Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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