I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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