Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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