NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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