Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
thus making me awesome and them whores
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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