I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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