Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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