i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
