If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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