Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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