come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I had to cum in my sink.
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