your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Apparently you make a good broom.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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