so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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