She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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