Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he high fived his dick after we had sex
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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