you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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