on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
birth control should be required to get into college
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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