Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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