If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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