jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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