What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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