Buhtt sex?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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