I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think a kid would responsible me up
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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