I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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