what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish you could order shots online.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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