I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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