It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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