If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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