at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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