Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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