I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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