Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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