did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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