Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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