this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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