If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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