Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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