We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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