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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.

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  and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ambylanc

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  what?

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  there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (903): View more from Texas

  How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.

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• (809): View more from Caribbean Islands

  *swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed

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