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• (310): View more from California

  Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The best revenge is premature balding

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  What's he like?

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  The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?

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  Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win

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