oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.