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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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