Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its about making memories worth repressing
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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