yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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