did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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