she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
His nipple licking is glorious
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