Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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