Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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