She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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