I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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